schgoblin:

Hey, babe wanna come over and fuck……..ing stab me to death

theghostofsomethingorother:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

as brutus said, tase him again

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

I don’t care about hot girl summer, but everyone better fucking be vaccinated by Halloween, feel me?

out of the way hot girl summer

Monster Fucker Fall is gonna get it

dankmemeuniversity:

philosophyisaliarsometimes:

Everyday we stray further from gods light and deeper into platos cave

akenchi:

eatingisfab:

sometimes i wanna be a cat

sometimes????? excuse me????

inthefallofasparrow:

butchlove:

flux-hiss:

my brain: here have a character idea :)

me: sweet thanks can i have a plot now

my brain: